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Holiday Demotivational Poster


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla


TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am, #50341
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683
Ramen


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #226612
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - THANKSGIVING NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE MY PANTS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.13/5

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PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am, #240818
An embarrassed LOL here. :)


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: memorial day holiday bbq battle
Rating: 3.64/5

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maoworks2 - May 24, 2013, 11:53 am, #245986
Remember !


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm, #242408
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm, #240862
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm, #204557
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am, #203944
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am, #203940

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am, #203937
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -


TAGS: nativity christmas holiday celebration congress
Rating: 4.74/5

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Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 9:10 pm, #241569
Thank you. Happy holidays. :)
GaryO - December 16, 2012, 2:09 pm, #241552
Excellent
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:58 pm, #241547
Amen!


HUMILIATION - At a Christmas party near you!!!


TAGS: funny holiday
Rating: 1.75/5

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GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 9:31 pm, #146070
what is this? the CD cover for a Daughtry Christmas album?


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.36/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104905
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having ****.


EASTER - It has been a very traumatic holiday ever since my childhood ...




EASTER - MY BUTT HURTS WHAT




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


MERRY XMAS - GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING TO YOUR KIDS WHY IT'S OK FOR SANTA TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.73/5


MERRY XMAS - AREN'T WE FORGETTING THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS YOU KNOW THE BIRTH OF SANTA


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.12/5
STP - December 13, 2013, 3:29 pm, #251527
@PMsniper: Some think "Xmas" is an attempt to take Christ from Christmas, but it isn't. The "X" is actually the Greek letter "chi" and is the first letter of "Christ" in Greek.
Zetmonk - December 20, 2012, 6:33 am, #241677
I'm sorry, this is truly offensive and brilliantly observant of the current state of affairs. That, in my books, makes it funny as hell! 5L
MPsniper - December 20, 2012, 5:15 am, #241676
just what is "xmas"? isnt the holiday known as "Christmas"?


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:37 am, #260692
ROTFL!!!! I always bit the heads of first! I still indulge in 1 or 2 Cadbury eggs, but now that I'm older, gotta limit the intake! A full chocolate bunny means a big b u t t!!! 5L


HOLIDAY -




ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too




HAPPY LABOR DAY - THIS YEARS COMPANY PICNIC WILL BE HELD IN MEXICO WHERE THE JOB WENT


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.5/5


MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm, #118105
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm, #118064
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am, #116149
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am, #116146
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am, #116144
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am, #116143
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am, #116142
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm, #114656
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


SWEETHEART -


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm, #169414
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm, #169385
Bout d*** time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm, #169383
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm, #169382
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am, #169381
hey canuk, i got news for you , no ph**oshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am, #139727
thats a creepy lookin guy


BLACKFRIDAY -


TAGS: blackfriday thanksgiving november holiday
Rating: 1.92/5

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Nenno - June 22, 2009, 10:20 pm, #89024
Looks like the outside of a walmart the night before the WoW expansion.


KA-CHING - The other true reason for the Christmas season.




ALL HELL'S EVE -


TAGS: holiday members
Rating: 4.93/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 8:01 pm, #240286
And I'm still at the local precinct, trying to explain to the cops how it's only a coincidence that they found me coming out of the grocery store, with only a bag of apples and a box of razor blades. =)
Airman - October 30, 2012, 3:31 pm, #240282
nicely done, but I'm still trick or treating a couple of blocks over
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:40 am, #240278
Crikes! I just looked at the haunted house...there's more creepy Avatars stuck there! 16 more Lions for this one.
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:35 am, #240277
Perception error on my part - didn't notice Reality Lord in the tree until I read Spacedog comment! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 11:03 pm, #240262
Well I'm not at liberty to share all the details on a public forum but let's just say it's the end result to a knee jerk reaction Bull has when someone "touches" him...and I ain't talkin' emotionally.....teehee
spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:20 pm, #240245
Ah Miss P, you have out done yourself. I see Mr.M is locked in the attic with his computer while the rest of us drink the beer. Ha. How did RL end up in the tree?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:38 pm, #240243
Oh forgot....the correct answer is.....see page 7 of your How to Be a Model Member of Motifake...seriously? not a single one of you's have a copy?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm, #240242
And the above comments are exactly how you guys make my day! Thanks for being you....off the wall....but still you! kisssss!
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:57 pm, #240231
... Oh wait ... Siht ...
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:54 pm, #240230
Articulate answer, Moxie... Although, the only correct answer here is -- Holy poop, I'm the closest one to the hooke- I mean trick-or-treater...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2012, 3:43 pm, #240229
42?
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 2:46 pm, #240228
Easy, Forseti….everyone knows if you’re a blue **** you’ve got garter issues…..
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:39 pm, #240227
If 7 of the members traveled 2x further than 4 of the others on a plane traveling 20mph slower than the train from Boston and 3 of them share the same brand of dandruff shampoo but the other 3 are suffering from a rash...who is wearing the blue garter?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:34 pm, #240226
Glad you're all enjoying it and thanks for the votes... you all know the moral now here is the question....(see next comment)
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 9:40 am, #240224
Ah, the moral; Treats are free…tricks are like $2-$3….$5 if you want her to move…$10 and she cares…right?…wait, apparently there’s more than one moral here…….issat a bull in the bush? OK, serious, so pengy is a glam, right? Interesting.
forseti - October 29, 2012, 8:58 am, #240223
Me and Moooo in the same room... I already smell Whiskey and something like sweet herbs. Might be a nice evening. Wait patiently if you knock: Could take us some time to open...
mariand - October 29, 2012, 8:55 am, #240222
ohh, you can't catch me so easy... once bitten, twice shy...;)


home for the holidays -




THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am, #239728
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm, #226879
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm, #226739

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm, #226072
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #241503
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm, #241502
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm, #241496
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241488
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


LIFE IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE -




HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR DAY -




EASTER BUNNY - Why there's no Santa.


TAGS: holiday easter bunny santa
Rating: 2.03/5
Guest091 - September 24, 2009, 9:40 am, #121350
But he would probably have to face the lengendary beast of AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH afterwards...
LogicDude - September 20, 2008, 10:22 pm, #22249
If only Santa had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...


The Santa Clause -


TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm, #251348
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...


"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




HAPPY HOLIDAYS -




MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149773
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am, #132060
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm, #76481
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


DOG BITES - It is usually the other way around.




O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me


TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm, #100593
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm, #42165
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm, #42085
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years


HAPPY NEW YEAR - CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS AND REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS




attention -




BOMB RUNNING -


TAGS: holiday 4th july explosive
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - July 5, 2013, 7:09 pm, #247405
nice color setup
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 7:06 pm, #247404
AKA "thinning of the herd day"
MPsniper - July 5, 2013, 6:46 pm, #247403
but the actual holiday is called "Independence Day".
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:25 pm, #247401
Us canucks are the same on the 1st of July...tradition of drinking and then flirting with the ground directly below the seat we are trying so desperately to stay in. 5Lirting, Canadian style.


INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm, #247018
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm, #241334
Nice one Ug!


MAXIMUS GUSTO -


TAGS: wilde rerun holiday spirit moderation
Rating: 4.86/5

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Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 1:45 pm, #241829
Everything in moderation, including moderation
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:27 pm, #241793

LOL.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 6:18 pm, #241791
I see a couple resolutions coming up....


SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am, #240318
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


HOLIDAY FAMILY GATHERINGS -


TAGS: holiday smells assignment crop dusting
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:56 pm, #145257
LMAO! I don't know if that's and insult or not... but I love it!


BLACK FRIDAY - Brings out the truly aggressive bargain hunters.




VACATIONS -


TAGS: vacation holiday ak
Rating: 3.29/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 2:01 pm, #192550
Great to have you back AK!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 11:27 am, #74228
D*MMIT!!! I can't do PowerPoint on my Blackberry! I'll probably be fired now... 5 lions AK!
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 11:04 am, #74223
Thanks. Now get back to work.
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:58 am, #74222
AK, I come here to get away from work and there you go, up and reminding me that I'm slacking off. Good work though.
BoneCD - April 19, 2009, 4:31 pm, #74080
Not like mine are any good....ROTFLMAO
BoneCD - April 19, 2009, 4:30 pm, #74079
Don't worry about the ratings AK...the little bastards will find your **** and trash it just like the rest of ours...those who can't trash those who can (it's what makes the world go round, or I'd be suicidal right now LMAO) Great work!
Sean - April 19, 2009, 4:02 pm, #74077
Oh, and pissing people off ... don't froget about that. It's very important.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 4:01 pm, #74076
I'm kinda realising that it's not all about the ratings. It's about having fun... And trying to make you cry. 'Cause in the end, that's all I ever want to do.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:49 pm, #74071
up on the big board. And "Aspirations" is doing very well, also. So take your shrubbery good Sir and make with the demots. And continue to take your time with them. P.s.: this one is solid. Period.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:46 pm, #74070
Ah shucks, you guys. I'm just doin' my darndest to mimic despair.com, but with a few digressions along the way. And since I don't have RON's phenomenal graphic skills, that's the highest goal in sight. And AR, as I type this, your very first poster is
RON - April 19, 2009, 2:53 pm, #74059
Love the pic...taking your advice...if we like nothing else matters...lol...Sean does set the standard and worth being our standard to do better and try.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:38 pm, #74056
I like 'em. They're in Sean's vein, and Sean is a master of the art-form. I'd try to emulate that style, but there's no chance. Rolex vs. Timex. Keep them coming!
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:30 pm, #74053
You seem to be one of only a few that actually like my posters, Sean. But, I'm proud of them and that's all that matters. Thanks.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 1:22 pm, #74037
I like it. There is good evil here.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 9:33 am, #74005
Eh.. Should've left this one 'til I came up with something better... Oh well.


FORTITUDE -


TAGS: business travel h**el motel holiday inn
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm, #192478

Beats being rejected in the lobby bar by a prostitute
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm, #192475
Dry-humping h**el sheets... sounds about right.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm, #192473

a Motifakers holiday?


XMAS BABY BLUES -




MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.




MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: beads for the savior jesus christ mardi gras is a great holiday
Rating: 3.91/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:28 am, #158626
Ahhh it has your crest. Sorry, we, the great unwashed, are not terribly observant.
Bartimaeus - February 17, 2010, 2:12 am, #158619
No one noticed my pretty, new logo...and that makes me sad. lol


DIVERSITY TRAINING -


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm, #146206
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm, #146073
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm, #146072
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm, #146063
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


Merry Christmas -


TAGS: u2 holidays death christmas
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:39 am, #251720

deep & poignent.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 8:35 am, #251719
Heavy Stuff .


ON SALE TODAY -


TAGS: get in early this holiday season
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 7:28 am, #238999
I heard jesus was contemplating buying a pair but he was going to wait til they went on sale... Apparently jesus saves
Greeny - September 7, 2012, 7:19 am, #238998
How about "Help! I'm being help prisoner in a Flip-Flop Factory"? Nice to see you V


Vacation -


TAGS: christmas santa claus krampus holiday
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2013, 8:10 am, #251678
A nice piece of Germanic folklore for christmas hehe.


Conflict -




Gifts -




Holiday Cheer -


TAGS: christmas eggnog agnostic holiday cheer
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - December 16, 2013, 9:35 pm, #251572
You make it easy, Oldy. Raisin’ the glass


MERRY XMAS - THIS YEAR I'M GIVING MY KIDS BATTERIES TOYS NOT INCLUDED


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.9/5
CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 11:28 am, #241405
"Toys Not Included" could be an ad slogan for Duracell, Energizer, etc.


ESCAPISM -


TAGS: holiday computer widow
Rating: 4.9/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 7:05 pm, #219845
See our stall at this years Moti-con - Located in the Men's toilets, third cubicle on the left.


LENT - IS WHEN I DETERMINE WHICH ADDICTIONS I STILL HAVE SOME CONTROL OVER


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 4.87/5

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spacedog - March 11, 2013, 5:30 pm, #244236
Well done. 5L


HOLIDAYS - Sometimes The Best Presents Should Remain In The Box. Happy Holidays Motifakers


TAGS: holiday gift best wishes rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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showmeone - March 20, 2011, 2:29 pm, #214765
Nuts...for Xmas again??


MEMBERS WISH LISTS -


TAGS: best gift ever happy holidays
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2012, 12:49 am, #241603
I agree. He's still an annoying little birdie but he's no Timmie. I count him amongst my non-enemies.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 6:57 pm, #241593
Looooooool
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 6:39 pm, #241592
Hear, hear, Missy. The lad is actually a gem that has proven himself quite sporting in the forums, and has never hinted at anything of a low nature nor has he ever been defamatory to others, but still…..he is fowl.


BUON NATALE -


TAGS: xmas christmas hanukkah holiday agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 12:56 am, #241852
And a z rizdvom khrystovym for good measure...or Merry Christmas Aggy.
crankyhead - December 25, 2012, 12:33 am, #241851
Happy holidays Aggy.
Greeny - December 24, 2012, 9:28 pm, #241838
Best gift ever!
Silverheart - December 24, 2012, 8:24 pm, #241834
L'Chaim! Mazel tov!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - ONE REASON I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS IS TO BEAT THE THANKSGIVING TRAFFIC


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.67/5


MALL SHOPPING -




Holiday Retail Madness -




MERRY CREEPMAS -


TAGS: christmas snow creepy zombie holiday
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rudedog - December 22, 2012, 12:19 am, #241732
Thank you for ruining my fond childhood memories. 5L,s for that


CHEERS TO ALL YOU GUYS -


TAGS: chase holiday blues
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - December 25, 2011, 1:19 pm, #226941
Lmao


IN SEARCH OF MEMORIES -




Ughomer - Canada Closed for July 1 Holiday -


TAGS: canada independence day holiday
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247443
Memo: Dear Boss: Off lobster hunting in the wilds of Saskatchewan. Could be a while!


MERRY XMAS - SANTA HAS BEEN READING MY POSTERS I'M GETTING A DICSHUNARY FOR XMAS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.33/5


HAPPY NEW YEAR - MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO BECOME EVEN LESS FRIENDLY


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.2/5
Oiler - January 10, 2013, 4:39 pm, #242354
Not too many guys ever made her unhappy........twice.


EASTER - 120 MILLION LBS OF CANDY SOLD FOR EASTER JESUS SHOULD COME BACK AS A DENTIST




AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.




HOMEMADE HOLIDAY TREATS - They are so traditional.




'Tis the Season -




YEP. THAT'S ME. "VEGGIE." - I was trying to show you my new adorable baby poultry-shaped fridge magnet on my dry erase board, but I accidentally sat in front of it, so um... ...anyway, Happy Hanukkah.


TAGS: hanukkah assignment hell i don t even know anything about kwanzaa let alone this holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:55 am, #145077
5 lions....Happy Kwanzaa.


MEMORIES -




MRS. CLAUS -




HOLIDAY - "Lets go for a holiday" she told me "It will be relaxing for you And give you some colour"




14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte




PUPPIES - Their blood lust satiated, Bipsy and Bopsy enjoy the holidays.


TAGS: puppies cute holidays
Rating: 2.62/5

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Mayor of Idiotsville - May 13, 2008, 1:25 am, #3418
Viciously funny. But kittens are out of bounds, agreed?


I THINK, THEREFORE I AM . . - . . . and there's doughnuts.




FAMILY HOLIDAY PICTURES - You're doing it right




DEAR SANTA -




HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 9:56 am, #261398
LOL! Does that mean all the guys will soon be gettin' lit? 5L Cern!
rerun - May 25, 2015, 8:58 am, #261394

That's a dirty grill


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 30, 2014, 9:35 am, #258443
And, may I say? For me also, darling? 5'd


HAPPY FATHERS DAY -




On The Road Again -


TAGS: holiday shopping anger mobs carts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:09 am, #258888
Yeppers. I do that.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:18 pm, #258878
Dammit...puter is screwing with me today! Double posting bastrad.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm, #258877
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm, #258876
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
Thedge - December 15, 2014, 1:38 pm, #258875
The crowds are ALWAYS like that here. 5'd and yes.


HAPPY FATHERS DAY -




The Day The Earth Stood Still -


TAGS: bacon happy holidays christmas apocalypse
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 26, 2014, 12:56 pm, #259147
Yes. Yes I do.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:47 am, #259123
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that! Thanks for meating me to the punch line on that, Silver! LOL!
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 7:48 pm, #259116
Silver... really? I mean, I get it, but... you've got the racing stripes?
Greybeard - December 25, 2014, 9:28 am, #259102
LoL. Thank you. :)
Silverheart - December 25, 2014, 8:17 am, #259101
I don't want to say when that piece of bacon wearing a santa hat looked like at first glance... a completely different type of meat, let's just say. 5L for the concept and shock factor!
Greybeard - December 24, 2014, 11:13 pm, #259088
Merry Christmas to you and your family also Miss Priss.
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 4:08 pm, #259083
Some day, some one will take my idea and actually run with it. You can wrap everything in bacon...why the 5L not Christmas presents? A merry one to you and yours Grey!


HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - December 31, 2014, 5:20 pm, #259240
Dammit 'cern...I hate 5L choices.
mizzdizz - December 31, 2014, 7:30 am, #259233
A fine traditional toast nicely portrayed!
Oldsod - December 31, 2014, 6:56 am, #259231
Awesome play on words!


PRICELESS CREATIVITY -


TAGS: festive wrapping holiday fun humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:44 am, #259063
HAHA so true! If i wrap a CD the package looks like a football. L L L L L and merry xmas!


HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY AMERICA -


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by concern3

EmilioDumphque - June 3, 2015, 10:40 am, #261497
Hardly WW1 champs. Barely involved until it was nearly over. The last German push, (Michael's Day Offensive) was before we got there in force.
boxtop49 - May 25, 2015, 11:38 am, #261401
For some reason, "happy" and Memorial Day don't seem like they belong together.
GaryO - May 25, 2015, 5:39 am, #261393
well put, Dizz
concern3 - May 25, 2015, 4:40 am, #261391
very nice mizzdizz you are a 5er
mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 12:16 am, #261388
Nice one, Cern! That reference goes back to the days after WW2. 5L
mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 12:13 am, #261387
Manticore, its Memorial Day weekend, a time for respecting those who died in battle regardless of the cause. Please show some class and respect. You can always make an anti war poster on Tues to express you views. Please share the planet.
manticore - May 24, 2015, 4:12 pm, #261382
Pity about all the 'Police Actions' and all the other failed interventions


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 9:57 am, #261399
Heeeeey, that's not knife! Fork you! Too funny, 'Cern! 5L


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